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Atheists, will you please not pray to your nonexistent god for me? I'd really appreciate it.

2006-07-16 16:46:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

20 answers

I do not pray to my nonexistent god for you everyday!
You're welcome!

2006-07-18 15:12:30 · answer #1 · answered by Marlene 5 · 0 2

If I prayed, I'd stop.
Now if only the Christians would stop praying to their non-existent god, we could all go back to sleep.

2006-07-16 23:55:32 · answer #2 · answered by Jim T 6 · 0 0

I'll just pray to Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny....works just as well.

2006-07-16 23:51:40 · answer #3 · answered by Uberez 1 · 0 0

That would be easy, since aetheists don't believe in a divine entity to begin with, so they wouldn't be praying.

2006-07-16 23:49:55 · answer #4 · answered by moonwatermuskoka 2 · 0 0

This question makes a LOT more sense if you remove the "a" from the beginning of theists...

2006-07-16 23:56:27 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

guys...chill out, he's an athiest. hes just trying to be funny. thoughits not. and I won't pressure my beleifs on him. whats thepoint? he'll just ask another question like "why are catholics so pushy and want to convert everyone?"
oh, well, he just wasted two points for this question.

2006-07-17 00:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by bumble bee 3 · 0 0

I don't think atheists pray, hon.

2006-07-16 23:49:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Can do :)
I constantly dont pray to my non exsistant god for ignorant, self obsorbed people like you!
Just because you think your religion is right, doenst mean it is.
Dont go bashing my beliefs thanks :)

2006-07-16 23:49:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yeh well I appreciate the 2 points.

2006-07-16 23:50:09 · answer #9 · answered by tushpush1966 3 · 0 0

would you not pray to your made up god for us?

2006-07-17 06:36:43 · answer #10 · answered by plastic star 3 · 0 0

I pray that these prayers will not be prayed.

2006-07-16 23:49:47 · answer #11 · answered by Thom Thumb 6 · 0 0

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