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Think of a number from 1 to 10
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Multiply that number by 9
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If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together
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Now subtract 5
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Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the
number you ended up with
(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)
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Think of a country that starts with that letter
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Remember the last letter of the name of that country
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Think of an animal that starts with that letter
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Remember the last letter in the name of that animal
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Think of a fruit that begins with that letter
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hmmm are you in the 2% or the 98%?
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If you're in the 2% congrats
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but if you're in the 98% I know what you are
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You're a Kangaroo eating an Orange in Denmark

2006-07-16 16:30:57 · 40 answers · asked by owensb01 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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that is so ******** awesome!

2006-07-16 16:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by texas0413 3 · 0 1

Actually, I'm a Cobra, eating an avocado in the Dominican Republic. Only because I couldn't think of a fruit that started with 'R'. Originally, I was a Koala Bear in Denmark, but had to start over, because I'd hit a dead end.

For the record, you could omit the part about picking the number, after adding the result's digits together, the answer is always 9. Why don't you just start by telling us to think of a country that starts with 'D'?

2006-07-16 17:14:39 · answer #2 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0 0

I come up with a cow.....
country was Dominican Republic
fruit was Water Melon
animal was a Cow

but i had to think to get Dominican Republic, because I just knew most would pick Denmark.

Once you get Dominican Republic, then there are quite a lot of options, eg Cat + Tomato, the ones I choose, or Cat + Tangerine

2006-07-16 16:38:28 · answer #3 · answered by MARTIN B 4 · 0 0

I am in the 2% because I am a Koala eating an Apple in Denmark!

2006-07-16 16:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by Tracy 1 · 0 0

1x9=9
2x9=18 1+8=9
3x9=27 2+7=9
4x9=36 3+6=9
5x9=45 4+5=9
6x9=54 5+4=9
7x9=63 6+3=9
8x9=72 7+2=9
9x9=81 8+1=9
10x9=90 9+0=9

no matter wat, u get 9

9-5=4 and 4=d, so the country must begin with d

2006-07-16 17:03:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Denmark Koala, apple

2006-07-16 16:35:34 · answer #6 · answered by Jeep Driver 5 · 0 0

I'm in the 2%.

I'm a Koala Bear eating a raspberry in Denmark.

2006-07-16 16:33:53 · answer #7 · answered by nu_shashita 3 · 0 0

Iam not in the 98%, so Iam in the 2%

2006-07-16 16:57:55 · answer #8 · answered by raki 1 · 0 0

Cat eating a tangerine in the Dominican republic

2006-07-16 16:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by pineapple_34_34 3 · 0 0

I got cockatoo eating an orange in the Dominican Republic.

2006-07-16 16:33:28 · answer #10 · answered by Walter 5 · 0 0

I am going to kill that friggin Kangaroo. It's eating my last orange.
And it is running towards Denmark right now!

2006-07-17 05:45:18 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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