Omigosh they're like racoons!!
2006-07-16 16:29:58 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I DONT GET IT
2006-07-16 16:35:16 · answer #1 · answered by uimblue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, we've already been to church and were all fired up from listening to the sermons that our Pastors gave about reaching the lost and telling people about Jesus and we've finished dinner and we have to go to work tomorrow, so...
Hey, I know! Let's log on to Y/A and see who has a question about God or Jesus or the Bible. People who love this world and the things of this world are more inclined to sit in front of their TV sets or something like that as they grimly look forward to another week of work where they plod through the days waiting for Friday so that they can find something to take their minds off of the meaningless existence that life with out divine purpose and precious promises waiting at the end holds for the unbeliever. :o(
1 Corinthians 2:9 But, as it is written, "What no eye has seen, nor ear heard, nor the heart of man imagined, what God has prepared for those who love him"--
2 Peter 1:3 His divine power has granted to us all things that pertain to life and godliness, through the knowledge of him who called us to his own glory and excellence, 4 by which he has granted to us his precious and very great promises, so that through them you may become partakers of the divine nature, having escaped from the corruption that is in the world because of sinful desire.
2006-07-16 23:38:39 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so right. The preaching types looove dictating the rights and wrongs on this site.
They particularly love to target gay people and anyone with alternative beliefs. I am sorry to generalize, but it's the few, very vocal, religious right nuts who give all religious people a bad stereotype.
2006-07-16 23:36:59 · answer #3 · answered by sarahsunshinecoast 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because evil grows bolder as the night grows older. Shadow is it's natural habitat; darkness is it's comfort. Thus do we see the demented evangel slither out from the murk and begin to stalk the unwary. Arm yourself. 'Tis dangerous, is the night, when demons and Christians prowl...
2006-07-16 23:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to put a sign on your door. It really is extremely rude to come to people's homes unannounced. I could never politely get this message across to the Baptists in my town. They all think that my boundaries could be crossed in the name of the Lord becaused they thought they had a special calling. I think it just helps them feel more religious than everyone else. Now, I simply have to be rude. I've had it with their religiosity. Once they get you in church, they could care less about you. It's really all about how they appear to everyone else. I don't need them. I saw a cute door mat that reads, "Go Away". You can probably find one online. ..:)
2006-07-16 23:43:40 · answer #5 · answered by lavenderbluelassie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they come at night because that is usually when the drinkers and morons come out. the bad come out at night. And they dont know what they are talking about when they go out a scream frm the coprners, stuff about god. It even says in the bible, you can only reach someone that comes to you to learn and worship, you cant go after them trying to force them yo hear it, they dont know what they are talking about.
2006-07-16 23:34:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like racoons, you bait them. In fact, you must be a master baiter.
2006-07-16 23:32:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the evening service just let out, and we cannot wait until tomorrow to spread the good news.
2006-07-16 23:36:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they vant to suck your blood!!! LOL . Just kidding. Maybe they were working or today the were at church late. Just because they are Christians doesn't mean they don't have a life too.
2006-07-16 23:34:40 · answer #9 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!! We like to stay up late and sleep all morning!
I don't preach though, I say believe what you want to believe, just always keep an open mind. :)
2006-07-16 23:34:53 · answer #10 · answered by Shiverbane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not preaching, but I'm Christian. But, I guess, if this makes you uncomfortable you could go to bed or go play video games.
2006-07-16 23:34:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋