One day, Stan was hanging out on the beach flirting with women, but he didn't seem to be getting much attention. So, he asked his buddy Jerry what he should do.
"Put a potato in your swimsuit. That'll drive the ladies wild!"
So, he took his advice and went back to the beach with the potato in his swimsuit. However, the women laughed when they saw him instead of acting interested. Later on that afternoon, after having no luck at all, he happened to see Jerry on the beach and asked him "Hey man, I did what you told me, and I'm STILL not having any luck!"
Jerry replied, "No Stan ... you're supposed to put the potato in the front."
2006-07-16 16:06:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Third grade, but still a classic...
2006-07-16 16:09:51 · answer #1 · answered by jake78745 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that coming from a mile away
2006-07-16 16:12:28 · answer #2 · answered by Leroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh got an image, nooooooo waaaayyy...Not the image I wanted...
I can't eat another potato ever, yikes....thanks alot...jk
2006-07-16 16:22:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BUT LAUGHED MY AS S OFF GREAT JOB
2006-07-16 16:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by redeye lucy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-16 16:21:42 · answer #5 · answered by Lady tee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-07-16 16:10:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
b o l !!(burst out laughing)!!
thanks!!!
2006-07-16 16:35:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
still good after all these......ummm.....i wonder how long its been since i heard this joke? hmmmm...........
2006-07-16 17:09:00 · answer #8 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmm..lol
2006-07-16 16:11:41 · answer #9 · answered by Jojo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
2006-07-16 16:15:42 · answer #10 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋