What did your parents tell you to call your genitals when you were first learning about them?

Question

I am not trying to be crude, I just am trying to figure out what I can tell my son besides pee-pee or penis.

Answer 1

Mine taught me to call mine a cooter...However, I teach mine to use the scientific names for their parts(vagina and penis). That way if they come up to me calling it something else, I'll know someone else has been talking to them about their privates. It's pretty much what you have to do with all these child predators out.

Answer 2

My mother actually called a girl's her "hoo-hah". My son has a "boy-part". Silly, but not crude or obnoxious.

Answer 3

Just call it penis. What's wrong with calling them by their actual names? Why are people so afraid of sexual words?

Answer 4

We called it the "PINKY" because that was the size of it when my brother was small! LOL, talk about a complex now, we still call it that and he is 30!

Answer 5

I told my son that he has a penis and I told my daughter that she has a vagina (but we ended up calling hers a murtle because that is what my mom told me.)

Answer 6

We call my son's a winkie and my daughter a tinkie.

Answer 7

They called it jumbo. Seriously they called it a "penis". They weren't going to bullshit me. My sisters, they did bullshit. They called it a (front) bum.

Answer 8

im a girl and my mom called it kooly <

Answer 9

private parts.

Answer 10

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