2006-07-16 15:11:39 · 19 answers · asked by Brad C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
chuck doesn't sleep
he waits...
old one, i know
but i still like it!!
chuck be with you ;>
2006-07-16 15:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris as Walker, Texas Ranger
2006-07-16 15:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by Who cares 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard a Chuck Norris joke until I came here. Who the heck IS Chuck Norris????
2006-07-16 15:15:47 · answer #3 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Chuck Norris were to tell a Chuck Norris joke, the universe would collapse on itself.
but
Chuck Norris didn't lose his virginity - he stalked and killed it with extreme prejudice.
2006-07-16 15:16:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is never late. If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the **** down.
2006-07-16 15:14:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
2006-07-16 15:17:51 · answer #6 · answered by rainjrop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is so tough he watches 60 minutes in only 30....
2006-07-16 15:13:24 · answer #7 · answered by Dasher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
2006-07-16 16:57:12 · answer #8 · answered by Questions/Answers Critic (QAC)! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the only question that can't be solved by Yahoo Answers????
Chuck Norris.
2006-07-16 15:15:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they just discovered chuck Norris tears cure cancer,good luck making chuck Norris cry.
2006-07-16 23:11:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
2006-07-16 16:18:20 · answer #11 · answered by ouoray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋