2006-07-16 14:14:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Look in your yellow pages under Churches. Find one called The Church of Satan. Visit some sunday for a black mass, stay afterward for blood and cookies, make sure they're real satanic bible believing Satanists, hand over 10% of your annual income (or first born, whichever is easiest) when they pass the basket....
2006-07-16 14:21:47 · answer #1 · answered by eljonez 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This message is for jp:
"Convert to Islam or a Catholic"
You do not know jack of what you are talking about. I suggest you do some research before you post, otherwise, you show just how ignorant you truly are!!!
Of all the Christian churches, the One inwhich Satanists & Devil worshippers mock & blaspheme the most **IS THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!!!!*** Their Black Mass is a mockery & a blasphemy of the Catholic Mass, because the Catholic Mass is the true way to worship God, & therefore, they show their rebellion by attacking it in their own so-called "worship."
For the asker:
Reject Satan & return to Christ Jesus. Satan has nothing to offer you, except for the Eternal Destruction of your own immortal soul.
2006-07-16 21:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by clusium1971 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a ficticious, demonic thought form that you have been afraid of for a long time, then find a set of railroad trax and wait....
But seriously. Satan does not exist. And if you'd want to worship him, why don't you go enlist in the Army? Kill God's creatures... in the name of God.
2006-07-16 21:26:43 · answer #3 · answered by Lauralanthalasa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to worship the devil,when we have Jesus,he's who I worship.As far as your ? sin as much as you can because that is what please's the devil the worse you live your life the better he like's you,the when the end come's his worshipers will go down with him.That's about as good as I can tell you.
2006-07-16 21:26:33 · answer #4 · answered by clicker420 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be safe, Worship God,
Do not worship satan
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2006-07-16 21:23:30 · answer #5 · answered by jocel_gomez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't accept Christ and don't ever pray to God you are worshiping Satan.
2006-07-16 21:21:04 · answer #6 · answered by shepherd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would imagine the same way one worships there god
2006-07-16 21:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by Jim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read an Anton LaVey book.
2006-07-16 21:23:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rejecting the holy spirit is a good start
2006-07-16 21:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by evil_kandykid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be a christian.
If they did not talk about him all the time he would have been forgoten years ago.
2006-07-16 21:18:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋