No Porno Sh!t since that's against the rules.
Just sum sum real cute and girly. I'mma pick the cutest one.
Don't be Hating.
H to the iZZo
Peace y'all
2006-07-16 13:33:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just got "Lego Star Wars" and I think it's the most adorable game ever!! Little Obi-Wan, Jar Jar, and even little Darth Maul!! So kiddish but aww so cute. ::)
2006-07-16 14:31:21 · answer #1 · answered by Rogue 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said... ''Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill.'' Feeling the need to prove his point, he got out a yard stick and measured the grill, then his wife's butt. ''Yep,'' he said,'' just what I thought, just about the same size.'' The wife became mad and left him gardening alone. She went inside the house and didn't speak to him for the rest of the day.
When they retired to bed that evening, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, ''How about it, honey? How about a little lovemaking?'' The wife turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. ''What's the matter?'' he asked. She replied... ''You don't think I'm going to fire up this big A$$ grill for one little weenie, do you?''
2006-07-17 00:10:07 · answer #2 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry.. but I don't know how to be cute with words over the internet... Let me send you a picture or give you a call.. then I will surely get those 10 points!! j/k Ã
2006-07-16 20:37:48 · answer #3 · answered by °kels° 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pigs and Frogs
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because everytime she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
2006-07-16 22:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well sometime a girl said me: Q hora tienes? Yo respondi: "Porq o q?" y ella respondio "Para saber el minuto en q este angel alumbro mi vida."
If you need the traduction just tell me, bye
2006-07-16 20:36:48 · answer #5 · answered by Brandon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u think I'm a cute cuddly kitten waiting 4 u 2 say aww how cute?
2006-07-16 20:37:36 · answer #6 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Congratulations! My friends and I have voted you the hottest guy around! And your prize is ...a date with me!
2006-07-16 20:45:31 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Spongebob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hola el tipo ....... ello será todo alright.. Le ayudaré..... ¡Pienso que era la cosa más muda que he dicho alguna vez!
2006-07-16 20:46:33 · answer #8 · answered by Ispep09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slimy, slippery snails that get eaten and crunched by vultures after they've just eaten rotten carcases.
2006-07-16 20:38:38 · answer #9 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.k.
Look at that cute little doggie!
ha,
2006-07-16 20:38:18 · answer #10 · answered by Liza 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋