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..either Buddha or Johnny will be offended?

HA! It's a trick question! Buddha IS Johnny Depp...and Johnny Depp IS Buddha...

...so my screensaver will still show the Enlightened One. Just with beads in his hair, and wearing eyeliner.

And, of course, I'm Buddha too. And you are as well. So...

Never mind.

2006-07-16 13:16:42 · 5 answers · asked by St. Hell 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

...and some Buddhas obviously woke up on the wrong side of the bodhi tree, this morning. Tsk tsk!

Tragedy does not bring enlightenment. Enlightenment may come in the shattered priorities which often follow a tragedy.

BOO! Duh??

2006-07-17 00:16:13 · update #1

5 answers

wow..
u have got it figured out.
therefore- if i'm also buddha and if another person is also buddha and i offended that other person- i am actually offending myself?
hm..

2006-07-16 13:22:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The path to true enlightenment begins with tragedy....here's a suggestion....Decapitate yourself...........

2006-07-16 20:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by caspers_worst_nightmare 2 · 0 0

This smacks of enlightenment.

2006-07-16 20:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have Captain J on my computer. Ahoy mate!

2006-07-16 21:22:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

you are such a confusing person

2006-07-16 20:19:54 · answer #5 · answered by and we all have loved before 2 · 0 0

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