2006-07-16 12:50:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
it's all the same heaven, they build a spite fence between yards and war over who's dog pooped on who's lawn
2006-07-16 13:00:53 · answer #1 · answered by Voodoo Doll 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no such thing as heaven. Christians Jews and Muslims will never go there because it doesn't exist, which is precisely why they start wars while they're still alive, at least that way they have some way of participating in their respective ignorance and suspicions and just in case there is a heaven they will have appeased their respective god's or religion. We can't thank these whacko's enough for making life interesting.
2006-07-16 20:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by Ray H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An atheist dies and is surprised to find himself standing before God in heaven. The man looks up at him in awe and says "wow! i guess i was wrong!" God answers "Only on one big point my son, but all is well, would you like the tour?" The atheist says "yes" and they begin their trek thru heaven. God points to a group of bearded men enjoying the company of a multitude of virgins and says "over there are the Muslims, fantastic bunch those guys... they really know now to party." Down the way a bit god points to another group of people, "There's the Jewish camp, nice folks those guys." They continue, on thru the Hindus, Zoroastrians, etc.. finally the come upon a wall and God says in his best Fudd voice "be vewwwy vewwwy quiet..." The atheist asks God, what's over that wall? God replies "That's the Christians, don't say anything, they believe they are the only ones here.
2006-07-16 19:58:54 · answer #3 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they go to the same heaven.
Just coz whatever you do on earth during your lifetime will determine what happens to you in the afterlife. 'Hell' is when you find yourself lost and aimless. 'Heaven' is when you realize you've found your way.
But then again, we'll all know when we die.
No.. there won't be wars. Seriously, wars in heaven? What heaven is that... coz then I guess it wouldn't make a difference whether we lived or died if everything's gonna be the same 'worldly' same. Hah.
2006-07-16 20:25:56 · answer #4 · answered by HollowTree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Christians go to Heaven, Jews I can't say because only God knows and muslims they will go to somewhere else.
2006-07-16 19:52:37 · answer #5 · answered by ElMusician 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a funny question. According to every religion, only the people who belong in that religion go to heaven. So I guess the answer is no to both questions : )
2006-07-16 19:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by valentinegurl91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God will make Heaven all good no war, sin, evil, nothing. Satan cant do anything to tempt us to sin.
revalation21:4He will wipeevery tear drop from teir(us) eyes.
Death will be no more: morning,crying and pain will be no more to the good that have passed away. Heaven will be open for all who repent to Him.
2006-07-16 20:01:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They go to the same place the believers of Zues and Mithra go, nowhere. Anyone pretending to know some afterlife destination should fill us in on what goes on there then, since they seem to know it's there. It's amazing what people will claim they know.
2006-07-16 19:56:13 · answer #8 · answered by common sense 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no heaven and no god, it's all made up fairytales by people who are too weak to face the grim reality of short and meaningless existance and eternal death and non existance.
2006-07-16 19:53:51 · answer #9 · answered by madmio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once they are in heaven, they find out whatever wars they had was Stupid.
2006-07-16 20:00:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋