r there any jokes about brunnetes?
2006-07-16 12:35:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "
Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage
Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.
2006-07-16 17:11:22 · answer #1 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not that I know of.
p.s.it looks like your a brunnete so why do you ask that?
2006-07-16 12:41:54 · answer #2 · answered by ~Smiley Girl~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope Blondes seem to be the ones that get them all why don't you create one your self? Who knows you might start a trend!
2006-07-16 12:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by purplediamond_69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You love Aaron Carter!!! Hey tar heel chick. See you later.
2006-07-17 08:25:22 · answer #4 · answered by lovinlife418 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no jokes. they are'nt a funny race.
2006-07-16 12:37:32 · answer #5 · answered by steve-o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard of one.
2006-07-16 12:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by sagar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no just blondes
2006-07-16 12:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by jack jack 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, no got.
2006-07-16 15:45:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
read it and weep you strange people... http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_93.htm
2006-07-16 12:42:04 · answer #9 · answered by jayson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋