blonde joke but i dont want dirty ones thanks lots!!! god bless :)!!
2006-07-16 12:25:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blond happens upon some tracks, in the woods...
I wonder, she thinks out-load, are these DEER or BEAR tracks...
I think I'll follow them... and they lead into a cave... Got to be a
BEAR she thinks... because Deer don't go into caves... but
just to be sure... she follows the tracks deep into the CAVE...
Next day... the headlines read... Cute Blond... Killed by Train.
2006-07-16 12:29:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
A young blond was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blond shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!" The blond headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out..."Dang"... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
2006-07-16 12:33:59 · answer #2 · answered by 5375 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.k
a blonde is driving down a road next to a corn field and she see's another blonde rowin a boat through it. the blonde in the truck pulls over and gets out she yells to the blonde in the boat what cha doin the blone in the boat replies i'm trying to row back from the island and points toward a dirty old shack.
the blonde on the road yell its blondes like u that give all blondes a bad name if i could swim i'd swim out there and kick ur a$$
umm thats the only one i could think of *_*
2006-07-16 12:31:30 · answer #3 · answered by savvy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
In case she locks the keys in her car.
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M facotry?
She kept throwing out all the "W"'s
Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
2006-07-16 12:30:59 · answer #4 · answered by kneesox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was driving down the freeway when she was pulled over by a blonde police officer. The blonde officer approached the vehicle and told the driver she was speeding and needed to see her driver’s license. The blonde asked what was that. "A square thing in your purse with your picture on it," replied the blonde officer. The driver pulled out her compact and handed it over to the officer. The officer looked at it and said, "My God, if I would have known that you were a police officer I would have never pulled you over!"
LOL
2006-07-16 12:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Blonde And Anatomy 101
The stunning blonde coed was stunned herself when the biology professor asked her, "What part of the human anatomy enlarges to about
ten times its normal size during periods of emotion or excitement?"
"I... I refuse to answer that question," the girl stammered as she shyly avoided looking at her classmates
Sitting nearby. One of them was called upon next, and he correctly answered, "The pupil of the eye."
"Miss Williams," said the professor, "your refusal to answer my question makes three things evident.
First, you didn't study last night's assignment.
Second, you have a dirty mind.
And third, I'm afraid marriage is going to be a tremendous disappointment for you!"
2006-07-16 15:49:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond & a redhead were walking down a city street when the blond turned suddenly and walked into a department store. the redhead told her to next time use the door!
2006-07-16 12:31:19 · answer #7 · answered by steve-o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond, a brunette and a redhead are in a gynocologist's office.
The redhead says, I'm having a boy- we did it missionary style so I know it's a boy.
The brunette says, I'm having a girl. I was on top so I know it's a girl.
They look at the blonde and she is very happy. They ask why and she says, I'm having puppies!
2006-07-16 12:30:20 · answer #8 · answered by california_gurl16 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond a redhead and a brunette are on one side of a river trying to get to the other side.
The red head kneels down to pray to God and says, "Please make me smarter so I can get across the river." God zaps her she jumps in the river and swims across.
The brunette kneels down and asks God to make her smarter than the red head to get across the river. God zaps her and she runs to a tree cuts it down and makes a canoe and paddles across the river.
The blond kneels down and asks God, "make me smarter than both of them to get across the river." God zaps her, she turns into a man, and walks across the bridge
2006-07-16 12:32:36 · answer #9 · answered by brandon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How does a blond kill a bird?
A: Throws it off a cliff.
2006-07-16 12:27:38 · answer #10 · answered by PeacefulThunder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋