Question for all you drinkers...?

Question

Tell me about the worst experience you have had while you were drunk. Can be scary, sad or just plain wtf :)
P.S. If you don't drink, please don't give us a lecture on why alcohol is bad for you.

Answer 1

Well one morning I woke up to find myself lying in an empty bath-tub at a mate's house, still fully clothed and half-respectable looking. I just got up, tidied myself up a bit, staggered home and went back to bed for the day! Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) I've got no idea how I got there, or why I decided that a bath would be more comfortable to sleep in than a sofa.

Answer 2

When I was younger vodka was only about 3 bucks a bottle. We would crash party's and I would eventually bet people that I could down the whole pint strait. I wouldn't eat anything all day when I did this. I would just slip outside and throw up strait alcohol. We were at this party once that was full of bikers and of course I couldn't resist to show how cool I was. Any ways the money was up and I slammed it strait. They forked up the money and then proceeded to follow me around even into the bathroom. Talk about being wasted. I ended up puking strait vodka all over myself then promptly passed out. I woke up freezing the next morning in the middle of someones bush with no money and no shoes. I have never been able to drink vodka since then.

Answer 3

Ok, this is going to sound horrible, but here goes. The first time I ever really went "wild" was when I joined the Navy and visited Tijuana, Mexico for the first time. I went to several bars and that's ALL I remember. Yeah, that means I crossed the border in a drunken stupor. I was told I threw up on the trolley ride back. Thank God I was with my boyfriend because there's no telling how I would have made it back! And yes, I learned my lesson and haven't done anything like that since. No, really!

Answer 4

The yr. was 1986 and I was a member of a local club that had free beer Tuesdays. I always like to get my money's worth of free beer. Anyways, free beer turned into dollar tequila shots ! I passed out for an hour or so at a friend's house, woke up and just knew I had to get home. I evidently passed out again and plowed over a dirt pile. I ended up bustin the windshield with my head ! I then proceeded to scare the hell out of a convenience store clerk with the blood and all. I decided to walk 19 blks. to my house , only to be arrested in my driveway and hauled downtown. Lucky for me, the guy in charge was getting ready to leave and didn't feel like messin with me. I guess that shows how much drinking and driving laws have changed!

Answer 5

The worst experience was the day after I got really smashed at a party. I passed out in a spare bedroom. The next morning I was crapping and puking about every 30 minutes. Not pleasant. It hasn't kept me from drinking again.. in fact I was at the bar this morning :P

Answer 6

Best story I can tell is what happen to my friend last night. His 21st birthday...needless to say to felt a little invisible so he drank a whole bottle of Alize with no food in his stomach. Some people might say this isn't alot and he should be a coherent drunk at this point. But no....he was pissy drunk. his aunt took him in side and put him in a cold shower, he started screaming very funny. Then he started stripping to his goods and announced to everyone how he wanted to have sex with his girlfriend right now. He begged her to put his d**k in her. Best entertainment I ever seen for a 21st birthday.

Answer 7

Oh god...ok here it goes.
This one time my friends and I were out drinking and we got pretty wasted. We were walking home and we decided to stop at the town square and play in the fountain. So we were all dancing in there when one of the guys got sick and just started puking and of course we were all in the water so we were covered in it. That made everyone else puke and, yeah you get the point. It was like a scene out of the exorcist or something.

Answer 8

First experience drinking tequila - went out on a date with a disc jockey. Drank about five shots of tequila. Went to the ladies' room, passed out on the floor. He eventually went looking for me, asked people if I was in there, but of course I didn't answer to my name because I was passed out. Finally came out, he took me home, and I was sick for two days. That tequila is poison! Can't stand the smell of it anymore, and that was a long, long time ago.

Answer 9

first time drunk me and a pal split a 26 of tequila and i slammed about 1/2 of it, i dont really remember much else other then wat people told. I crawled under a pool table and pass out then this chicks mom put my shoes on for me and my friends drove me to a park and layed me in some mud for a while. When i woke up i was in a different house with no pants on thinking holy **** where'd my pants go!

Answer 10

My boyfriend and I were incredibly drunk. He decided I was more sober than he was and gave his car keys to me. I drove him home safely, then drove myself home. I tried to park the car in the driveway and ended up parking the car on the sidewalk in front of my house. Luckily, no one was hurt. That was many years ago and I've never driven drunk again. Learned my lesson!