At a red traffic light, a tramp knocks on the window of a Rolls Royce.The passenger, a Lord presses a button and the window slides down.
Can you spare a fiver, me Lord?
My man, neither a lender nor a borrower be. Shakespeare.
The Lord presses the button and the window slides up.
The tramp bangs on the window again.
The Lord presses a button and the window slides down.
C*nt, D.H.Lawrence.
2006-07-16 11:34:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ummmm. that was quite funny actually
2006-07-16 11:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
is that supposed to be funny... not bad.. here's one 4u.....
a man driving down a country lane, runs a rabbit over... pulls over and looks at the dead bunny.. a vicar pulls up and says: "oh, you have killed one of gods creatures"
the man gets a bottle out the boot of his car, and pours it over the rabbit...who jumps up, runs off, stops,waves and runs off into the woods..waves again, then disappears. the vicar clearly amazed at this says,: "that was wonderful my boy,what was in the bottle"? the man replies: "HARE restorer with a permanent wave...
2006-07-17 06:44:50 · answer #2 · answered by paulrb8 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA a tramp knocks on a window!! HAHAHAH thats priceless.
2006-07-16 20:15:01 · answer #3 · answered by School Boy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are Irish jokes so simple?
So the English can understand them.
2006-07-16 19:23:18 · answer #4 · answered by Neil 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"in the words of a a milne, get out of my chair dillhole"
-chandler to joey in friends
2006-07-16 20:16:53 · answer #5 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny.. DH Laurence is one of my favouite authors funnily enough :-)
2006-07-16 18:38:59 · answer #6 · answered by maidenrocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a joke for you:
a reporter goes to this sheep owner
-excuse me sir, may i ask your animals a few questions?
-sure you can,but my animals can't speak
so he goes to the dog
-hello mr. dog
-hello
the owner is shocked
-is your master treating you well?
-of course, he feeds me, we play sometimes, he's a nice man
-may i talk to your donkey now?
-sure you can...
the reporter goes to the donkey
-is your owner nice to you?
-yes he is, bla bla bla
-now can I talk to that sheep over there?
- .... aaaa ..... you dont want to talk to her .... she's a terrible liar .....
2006-07-17 08:05:14 · answer #7 · answered by Atreides 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats funny. i love Shakespeare, hes a dead guy
2006-07-16 18:42:48 · answer #8 · answered by Brookes_Haven 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah lol that's funny
2006-07-16 18:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i kind of, almost get the joke
but i just don't get it!!!
2006-07-17 08:35:53 · answer #10 · answered by vetwannabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋