I am in his house right now, in the bathroom. (I brought a laptop into the bathroom) and I had really bad stinky diarrhea, I used too much toilet paper and now the toilet is clogged. I tried to unclogg it myself but some of it got onto his expensive rug. Should I leave it and just pretend it wasn't me or should I tell somebody? Also, my uncle twice removed doesn't really like me already.
2006-07-16 10:20:53 · 23 answers · asked by Shira 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
are you Mr. Retardo's sister? If so, Nice to meet you and I am not really surprised that being in the same family, you guys have the same problems.
Leave it be!
2006-07-16 10:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't tell anybody, that would be embarrassing. Just look for a plunger, that might be under the sink or something. And move the rug around to try to hide the stain. Oh and you should probably look for air freshener too!
2006-07-16 10:24:09 · answer #2 · answered by volleyballgurl693 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Governor of Illinois lives in the Governor's Mansion. Not his private home. You you have a hell of a time trying to get past the State Police to enter the property grounds.
2006-07-16 10:27:19 · answer #3 · answered by kf4wwe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats a bad situation, I mean obviously your uncle isn't going to like you any better either way, but he would probably be more likely to dislike you more if you pretend it wasn't you.
2006-07-16 10:24:41 · answer #4 · answered by thecrazyperson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the local TV news and get your 15 seconds of fame!
2006-07-16 10:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by MC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As far as I know, the only way to unclog a toilet is with a plunger
2006-07-16 10:25:26 · answer #6 · answered by JoeIQ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clean up the mess you have to the best you can and forget all about it. If he does not like you anyway what do you care if you got sh** on his rug. I would not tell anyone.
2006-07-16 10:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by weeze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are in the governor's home, I am sure that he has so many bathrooms that no one is even going to notice the stain.
2006-07-16 10:24:13 · answer #8 · answered by RainCloud 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea, and I am General Sherman, leading the attack on Atlanta. give it a rest, honey. Try something a little better the next round.
2006-07-16 10:22:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he doesnt like you any way just go to his bed room and take a diarrhea **** all over his bed and piss on his pillow
2006-07-16 10:25:20 · answer #10 · answered by T****A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋