A turkey was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to
be able to get to the top of yonder tree," sighed the turkey, "but I
haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
bull. They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave
him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next
day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night he was proudly perched at the top of the
tree. Whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the
farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the turkey right out of
the tree.
Moral of the Story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there.
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One more stupid Thing......
A witch doctor kept the members of his tribe in virtual
subjugation by means of his powerful magic. Whenever one of
the tribesmen tried to overthrow him, he would turn him into
an apple!
One night a group of tribesmen who were sick of this snuck into
his hut, opened his book of magic, learned the apple spell, and
turned the witch doctor into an apple!
But the book warned that, if the apple ever dried out and changed
significantly in weight, it would turn back into the witch
doctor, more powerful than ever!
So every day the tribesmen placed the apple on a scale to make
sure that its weight remained the same.
Moral: A weigh a day keeps the doctor an apple.
2006-07-16 10:15:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...was the point of it and I did ....Thanks!
2006-07-16 10:22:00 · answer #1 · answered by serenity seeker 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you have a gift for making people laugh no matter how stupid you may think it is, definately clever.
2006-07-16 11:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that you said that you were leaving Q&A.
And maybe leaving the planet, too.
2006-07-16 11:32:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the one about the turkey.
TOO true! and that's no BS.
2006-07-16 10:21:41 · answer #4 · answered by cmeand3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was good
2006-07-16 10:25:12 · answer #5 · answered by Wanna K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-07-16 10:18:37 · answer #6 · answered by nice_dog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny stuff
2006-07-16 10:31:09 · answer #7 · answered by sweet ivy lyn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-07-16 10:19:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting
2006-07-16 10:26:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was the point of it.
2006-07-16 10:18:31 · answer #10 · answered by Briana B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This made me smile!
2006-07-16 10:21:03 · answer #11 · answered by jane doe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋