If Nancy Polosi was in a plane crash, would she help save survivors or try to keep her hair dry?

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If Nancy Polosi was in a plane crash, would she help save survivors or try to keep her hair dry?

2006-07-16 09:33:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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First she would kill the pilot for having the nerve, as a commoner, to so inconvenience her. Then she would immediately phone for a limo and for some bodyguards to keep the bleeding riff-raff off of her.

2006-07-16 09:36:27 · answer #1 · answered by Farly the Seer 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋

Conservatives are such pathetic slaves of hate, it just totally dominates their lives. Try to think of something that actually matters.

2006-07-16 09:39:00 · answer #2 · answered by jxt299 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

that asking if rosie o' donnell would eat everyone

2006-07-16 09:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by iluvdereq 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋