I farted, it was a little gassy now she wants to break up with me and she knows I did it, I really like her, she is so hot, but I don't want to loose her becuase of a fart.
2006-07-16 09:30:33 · 27 answers · asked by Jackie 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
EWWWWW your gross!
2006-07-17 08:43:30 · answer #1 · answered by Shira 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!! I can't believe you need advice over a situation dealing with a fart. If your girl is willing to dump you over a fart stain, then she probably has been wanting to dump you all along and used the fart as a convenient (but stupid) excuse. OR maybe she's afraid that you'll ruin all of her furniture in the house! If that's the case, then you should let your PETTY girlfriend go.
2006-07-16 16:40:08 · answer #2 · answered by Common_Sense2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farts don't stain...she's just looking for a reason or your looking for attention. S T U P I D Q U E S T I O N!
2006-07-16 16:43:33 · answer #3 · answered by Paige 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To the best of my knowledge, farts are a release of gas and would not leave a stain. I must assume from your statement that you actually pooped your pants. Infact you pooped enough that it went through your pants, assuming you were wearing a pair. The fact that you pooped yourself and than didn't "clean up" behind yourself would make any girl have second thoughts about...**** Happens.
2006-07-16 16:40:01 · answer #4 · answered by Doc26 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you left a stain i dont think you farted,tell her go to your house and do the same to your couch,all will be even then
2006-07-16 16:34:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLAMO!!!!!! Farts don't stain. HAHA thats so funny you lost her from a fart. You know how funny that is? Well i guess she had to think of some lame azz excuse to dump you. But dump you from farting?!?! PRICELESS! hahaha im still laughing.
2006-07-16 16:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by Question? I Got An Answer! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh im so sorry what you could do is show up at her house with something that would get the stain out and then clean it by yourself once your done snd im sure youve said im sorry but say it agian and kiss her hand and say it again and if she still wants to break up shes not worth you
2006-07-16 16:42:00 · answer #7 · answered by briana m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe she doesnt really like u / if she really likes you should would of not want to break up with u jst because of a fart
2006-07-16 16:33:45 · answer #8 · answered by Rocky23 (Barça: Més que un club) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont mind farts. Where are you? Farting is natural just bring some air freshener. Just laugh it off.
2006-07-16 16:33:37 · answer #9 · answered by goldenprincess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt know farts had a color stain, guess you learn something everyday
2006-07-16 16:33:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonstar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
offer to clean the couch? It might also help if you try not to fart infront of her, it is a bit gross. natural but gross.
2006-07-16 16:34:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋