my cat...which got ran over......by a toy car.
and he came ffrom the dead and....jumped on my bed and put his paws on my stomach and he TALKED!!. he said.....(E.T. GLOW why did you let me die by getting run over by a toy car!) i said it was an accident!!. i swear!...then this is where it sucks. he scratched my face about 10 times and then he went on a rampage. he stole all my CATNIP. and then he said one last thing to me...and it was quite disturbing. he said he will come back and put me in a road...and let me get run over by a TOY CAR!
....what can i do to stop this EVIL KITTEN. is there any kitty repellent?
2006-07-16 09:01:43 · 17 answers · asked by POR-FRY-CHICKEN 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
oh yeah....P.S.
i wasn't even going to drop that cat 10 stories.....wasn't even going to drop it at all
2006-07-16 09:04:37 · update #1
Rahahahahahaha! Oh, this is good! :)
2006-07-16 09:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by GlitzNGlam 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a wonderful solution to your horrable problem. You see, I love cats, so my idea to get rid of this haunted cat, is to put some delicious catnip in an unused closet, when this cat walkes in, shut and lock the door. He will be trapped in there FOREVER!! Oh, and I have some very lovely advice for you, go to a mental hospital please, cats don't talk.
2006-07-16 09:08:58 · answer #2 · answered by Shira 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, thats crazy. Last year the same thing happened to me. Their is a kitty repellent its called a dog. If that doesn't work you may have to move.
2006-07-16 09:26:24 · answer #3 · answered by blasted 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy ****; you too? Yesterday, while I was rambling through the hills, I'm sure I could hear my pet dolphin calling me. Couldn't decide if was just the breeze in the trees
2006-07-16 09:10:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao lay off the drugs
2006-07-16 09:07:41 · answer #5 · answered by Åⓝⓞⓝⓨⓜⓞⓤ§ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let your toy mice swallow the evil kitten ------ or make her beleive she is dead and shouldn't talk.
2006-07-16 09:16:50 · answer #6 · answered by irf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh-huh. might I suggest laying off the hallucinogenics for a few years
2006-07-16 09:05:32 · answer #7 · answered by Comfortably Numb™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa, that's a really weird story!
2006-07-16 09:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r silly. wear a armor and let him run you over with the toy car. to get it done with. thanks for the points
2006-07-16 09:35:27 · answer #9 · answered by Diana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you can find what your looking for on eBay...They have just about everything except THERAPY!
2006-07-16 09:09:48 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh...... you better turn yourself over to a mental institution and FAST! Freak!
2006-07-18 13:19:40 · answer #11 · answered by *miss lily* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋