Ive tried to make my teeth white but after not brushing my teeth for 9 years it seems that I cant.
I figured the best thing to do is to have dark yellow teeth. What is the best way to do this? Can a dentist help me achieve this? On the bright side yellow teeth will match my blnde hair
2006-07-16 08:23:48 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Dental
yellow enamel paint should do the trick
2006-07-16 08:27:38 · answer #1 · answered by Comfortably Numb™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first take a weed eater to those eyebrows......and then go to the hardware store and get a gallon of florescent yellow paint, get a big brush while you are at it.
Open the can, smile and paint your teeth with the florescent yellow paint.........you can always put a coat of polyurethane over your teeth to protect the finish.
That way you won't mar the finish when you eat Possum Gristle, or turkey tail bones.
2006-07-16 22:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but you are insane and kind of stupid. YOU WANT TO MAKE YOUR TEETH YELLOWER B/C YOU DIDN'T BRUSH FOR 9 YEARS AND YOU'RE TO LAZY TO WHITEN THEM?!?
Why don't you either:
1) Smoke and get lung cancer to match your disgusting teeth.
or
2) Ask your dentist about EXTREME whitening products and brush brush brush.
My God, I cannot believe you are for real.
2006-07-16 08:40:56 · answer #3 · answered by ghostbuster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smoke 2 packs a day and drink at least 5 cups of coffee a day. Worked for me!
2006-07-16 08:27:19 · answer #4 · answered by Silverglade00 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't brush your teeth, drink lots of coffee, and smoke, maybe your teeth will go black, ive seen many people suceed in getting black teeth
2006-07-16 08:28:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to look in the dictionary to find out what a tooth brush is and also tweezers.......come on how hard is it to brush your teeth...h*ll even tweekers brush. Go to a dentist. good luck
2006-07-16 09:48:39 · answer #6 · answered by Lindy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink lots of coffee and smoke packs of cigarettes daily. You'll have a corn on the cob smile in no time!
2006-07-19 10:01:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Also a dentist can make your teeth look whiter!
Have u ever thought about that?
2006-07-16 08:28:36 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smoke cigarettes and drink lots of coffee and soda and NEVER brush your teeth. That will be something that you and cornies ghost have in common.
2006-07-16 08:55:49 · answer #9 · answered by proudmatriarch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y0uR SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSick go to a dentist or and excersist or somethin h0w can U live Wit u0selF h0w d0 u tak 2 ppl wit 0ut killing dem sick sick im suprised dat maggets dont already form in that hell whole of a mouth seriously go to a denist 4 da sacke 0f every1 ar0und u
2006-07-16 09:30:33 · answer #10 · answered by blaxican56 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink coffee, dark.......then smoke at the same time, don't forget to NOT brush your teeth, and if you need it as soon as possible, try a highlighter marker.
2006-07-16 08:28:09 · answer #11 · answered by Not_Here 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋