...turnes to crap. What do I do?
2006-07-16 07:54:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Not only does everything I eat turn to crap, but I can't sleep unless I lie down. I can't taste anything unless I put something in my mouth. I can't see anything unless I open my eyes. I can't eat unless I swallow, and I love hanging out with a couple of nuts. . .
What do you think my problem is?? :) LOL!!! This is a good joke to put on here. I wonder how many more people will think you are actually being serious?!?!?!?
2006-07-16 09:23:04 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
eat crap.
2006-07-16 15:49:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's natural that your body absorbs the nutrients from foods, and then eliminates the waste. Be glad that your digestive system is working well!
2006-07-16 15:03:54 · answer #3 · answered by hop0409 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's easy, stop eating and go to the mall and shop!
2006-07-16 15:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by Dear Mall Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep on crapping lol. you do not want to swell up and save it do you?? lol.
2006-07-16 16:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop Eating !!!!!
2006-07-16 14:58:42 · answer #6 · answered by belledejourdenoir 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, go on a liquid diet
2006-07-16 14:57:29 · answer #7 · answered by riderchick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u poop
2006-07-17 14:51:11 · answer #8 · answered by donielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋