An old man and his wife were standing on the luxury liner, watching the moon rise, and the old lady got washed overboard by a freak wave.
Two weeks after the old man arrived home, he received a letter from the shipping company advising him that they found the old lady at the bottom of the ocean, and after they brought her up, there was an oyster stuck to her backside, and inside the oyster was a pearl , which was worth $50,000 !
They asked what they should do with the old lady and the pearl...
The old man promptly replied to send the cheque along, and rebait the trap....
2006-07-16 07:46:25 · 13 answers · asked by Featherman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
as an ooold time trapper/fisherman, i never heard it b4
can i borrow it?
LMAO
was he the same guy who put that ad in the paper,
wanted: mature age single female for long term relationship leading to marriage. must have boat, know how to cook, hieght weight proportional (to a degree), high school education ok, religion open, send picture of boat.
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2006-07-16 07:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrible!
2006-07-16 14:56:04 · answer #2 · answered by Busy Lady 2010 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before but didn't make me laugh so maybe I had heard it and just wiped it from my mind.
2006-07-16 14:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by crazy nana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-16 14:50:12 · answer #4 · answered by blue_jeannes2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-07-16 14:56:42 · answer #5 · answered by bec3tiny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2006-07-16 15:39:46 · answer #6 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all
2006-07-16 14:49:39 · answer #7 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOOh, that was kind of a good one!
2006-07-16 15:00:18 · answer #8 · answered by want2flybye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... oh thats so wrong heheh
2006-07-16 14:53:02 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not to funny.
2006-07-16 14:51:04 · answer #10 · answered by nancy a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋