A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for the husband will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30 at 3rd Cemetery Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited.
2006-07-16 07:43:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hhahahahaha
2006-07-16 08:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok was that supposed to be a question. i thought this was yahoo answers not yahoo jokes
2006-07-16 15:05:52 · answer #2 · answered by Phil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..not I mean it didn't make me laugh out loud.
2006-07-16 14:47:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...thats classic.
2006-07-16 14:47:19 · answer #4 · answered by jtsbbplaya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isn't a question.
2006-07-16 14:47:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnot get the joke
2006-07-16 15:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
prety funny
2006-07-16 14:58:47 · answer #7 · answered by blue_jeannes2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was dumb and its called yahoo answers there was nothing to answer
2006-07-16 14:53:41 · answer #8 · answered by kailarv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your an idiot
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its a joke......so you cant tell a joke without posting
so shut up about..this isn't a question
WELL DUH ITS NOT SHERLOCK
.....do oyu value your points like its money?
2006-07-16 14:47:28 · answer #9 · answered by POR-FRY-CHICKEN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the question is...?
2006-07-16 14:46:27 · answer #10 · answered by tweetymay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋