My cat just got arrested...and guess why?
he got arrested for CATNIP!>!>!>!>!>
its like humans getting arrested for crack or cocaine
i guess catnip is a illegal substance with cats.
ahhahahahahah my cat had it coming!!!!
and now the cat keeps calling me..and asking me to bail him out..
and im not ahhahaha isn't that cruel?
how ironic......just like the movie "shrek"
that one cat getting handcuffed for catnip !!!!
but you people can join in and help donate up to $20,000 bail bond.
2006-07-16 07:41:54 · 18 answers · asked by POR-FRY-CHICKEN 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dayyyyum fa real?? lol haha
i only got $500.00 to donate
U ARE HILARIOUS
2006-07-16 07:45:01 · answer #1 · answered by KryssyBeyondBeauty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cats at the instant...you attempt to improve them precise, yet they circulate and dangle with the incorrect crowd. next factor you recognize, they have a $5 an afternoon catnip habit. you won't have the ability to maintain allowing your cat, so enable the cat cool it in the slammer for a on an identical time as.
2016-10-07 23:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur joking right, cats cant get arrested, thats the lamest joke ever, why would u put that on here? u need 2 get of the crack b4 ppl c u taking it
2006-07-16 07:49:19 · answer #3 · answered by lucky c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should be ashamed of yourself, who got Kitty all hooked up on the NIP, Pimp Daddy did. You go and get that poor strung out cat out of the jail and get it in to a rehab , NOW MISTER!
2006-07-16 07:46:48 · answer #4 · answered by want2flybye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you had you meds today? I thought about that one time. Cat nip is a drug for cats.
2006-07-16 07:45:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought he got arrested for catnapping...hehe
2006-07-16 07:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by merlin_steele 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you shoulda been there an said.... TAKE ME!!!! i am nathaniel hawk eye of chingutchkee clan!! TAKE ME!!! it is a great honor to the huron!!! TAKE ME!!! (if anyone recognises that movie scene then kudos 2 U)
2006-07-16 08:16:56 · answer #7 · answered by Aaliyah Morales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a poo-head ! You got that from shriek ! Silly !
2006-07-16 11:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let him stay in jail, that will show him. That damn cat.
2006-07-16 08:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it...i dont even have a cat
2006-07-16 07:48:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋