I heard this on Whose Line is it Anyway? and they came up with some funny ones. Can you do any better? Ten points to the funniest!
2006-07-16 07:35:20 · 14 answers · asked by SpringsGirl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Example: She's taking on water!
2006-07-16 07:39:18 · update #1
There are lots of SEaMEN on her.
2006-07-16 07:39:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 16⤊ 4⤋
There she blows.
She can really drop the anchor!
Fancy her rear?
She smells like asparugus washed away from deck and chocked on by a sea monkey.
If she falls, then I'll go down with her.
2006-07-16 07:42:38 · answer #2 · answered by rickybrit053 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Coast Guard Rescue? I'd like to report a shipwreck...
2006-07-16 07:43:39 · answer #3 · answered by mgctouch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's broad in the beam, and favors port while beating up, but if I scrape her stern bottom, and raise her topsides, I can get her to do anything I want.
2006-07-16 08:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by David G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are 3 guys in a plane there going down so the guy says we need to drop some wheit so the first guy drops a gun he says kid why are you crying he says kid why are you crying the kid says somebody hit my dog the 2 guy drops a suitecase he says kid why are you crying the kid says somebody smoosed my dog the1 guy drops a granade he says kid why are you laughing the kid says my dad farted and the house blew up
so the kid was still happy even if his house blew up
bye
2006-07-16 08:23:14 · answer #5 · answered by julia m 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Plug it up, plug it up! :}. I'd like to take it/her for a spin. Tie it up. Bring her in! It's water broke! I could go on.
2006-07-16 07:39:20 · answer #6 · answered by Opinion Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She can take handle a 500HSP motor in her back.
2006-07-16 07:40:34 · answer #7 · answered by Aubrey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will hold six guys
2006-07-16 07:43:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smells fishy
2006-07-16 07:39:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its got a really big bottom
2006-07-16 07:37:07 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"This was easier to get into then I thought"
hahahahaha
2006-07-16 07:46:33 · answer #11 · answered by candycane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋