My cat just got arrested...and guess why?
he got arrested for CATNIP!>!>!>!>!>
its like humans getting arrested for crack or cocaine
i guess catnip is a illegal substance with cats.
ahhahahahahah my cat had it coming!!!!
and now the cat keeps calling me..and asking me to bail him out..
and im not ahhahaha isn't that cruel?
how ironic......just like the movie "shrek"
that one cat getting handcuffed for catnip !!!!
but you people can join in and help donate up to $20,000 bail bond.
2006-07-16 07:32:46 · 19 answers · asked by POR-FRY-CHICKEN 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
lmao:)) u shoulda put that under jokes & riddles though/:)
2006-07-16 07:37:56 · answer #1 · answered by Shorty 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cats these days...you try to raise them right, but they go and hang with the wrong crowd. Next thing you know, they have a $5 a day catnip habit. You can't keep enabling your cat, so let the cat cool it in the slammer for a while.
2006-07-16 07:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey - get him legal advice - he only borrowed the neighbor cats stash, and plans to re-pay, right? Just a misunderstanding. Or petit theft.
If this is any consolation, my cat just got busted for squirrel homicide. He may plead down to squirrel dismemberment, as he was caught with only a half squirrel.
2006-07-16 07:42:18 · answer #3 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this the same cat you threw out the window? Maybe his injuries lead to the addiction. You should bail him out since , in the end, you are blame. Maybe you can find a good " Nip rehab" for him. ;oP
2006-07-16 08:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by The Kings 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but did you know that your dog set the cat up? It's your dog who's on the catnip
2006-07-16 07:37:39 · answer #5 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should lay of the catnip
2006-07-16 07:35:39 · answer #6 · answered by Bill 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! I hope that my kitties don't get arrested...I have a patch of catnip growing in the backyard...
2006-07-16 07:36:15 · answer #7 · answered by Princess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love cats, I'll break him out for free, all you got to do is supply me with 300 rounds of .223 Remington for my M16A1
2006-07-16 07:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by Golgo-13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you will be embarrassed approximately your self, who have been given Kitty all connected on the NIP, Pimp Daddy did. You circulate and get that undesirable strung out cat out of the reformatory and get it in to a rehab , NOW MISTER!
2016-10-07 23:50:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! You just asked a stupid question for no dumb reason and for wasting points!!
I agree with emo boi274 and js8incher
and all the other freaks who answered this question are just asking for points
2006-07-16 07:40:17 · answer #10 · answered by sayeda_candy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think u are the one on drugs. lay off the coke and dope. stay away from the drugs. and leave your poor cat along. you the one who probably got him addicted to it. ha ha
2006-07-16 08:59:49 · answer #11 · answered by Christy R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋