A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her
job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down and went to the window,
opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second
room she told the painter she would like it painted in a
soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window,
opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the
third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose
color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window,
opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes
laying sod across the street."
O.k...........what state are yah laughin' from? And how many chuckles did ya chuckle?
Sharin' my smiles...
SmileyCat : )
2006-07-16 07:31:43 · 13 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha hah ha ha
how many chuckles did i chuckle, lets count....1...2...3...4....5...
FIVE chuckles MUA HA HA HA HA
P Town Arizona here
2006-07-16 07:35:35 · answer #1 · answered by tybardy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laughing 4 laughs in Colorado
2006-07-16 14:42:02 · answer #2 · answered by SpringsGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty cute. At first I thought the lady wanting the painting done was blonde. It might be better if you say she's a redhead, brunette, or not blonde.
2006-07-16 14:35:00 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i used to lay sod sometimes and the boss always said "green side up"... but i never heard the whole joke before
2006-07-16 17:30:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing from northern Michigan....still snickering..Peace...
2006-07-16 15:05:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one smiley....i cant tell u where im from,im wanted in to many states. im on the run
2006-07-17 02:00:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
green side up...chuckel chuckle...2. lol
2006-07-16 15:37:39 · answer #7 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. I'm in FL.
2006-07-16 14:35:24 · answer #8 · answered by Meg...Out of Hybernation 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate to say it, but it wasn't that funny.
2006-07-16 14:35:58 · answer #9 · answered by mac_guy_ver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it 0_o
2006-07-16 14:35:11 · answer #10 · answered by Krissa D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋