2006-07-16 06:57:56 · 8 answers · asked by ♥āngelic♥děmon♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Three guys are on a pink mountain. If you jump off, you can wish for anything before you touch the ground and it'll come true. The first guy jumped and said, "Gold!" He landed on a million golden coins. The second guy goes and said, " Diamonds." He fell from the 50 foot mountain and landed on diamonds. Before the third guy jumped he slipped on a banana, fell to the air, and said, "Oh Sh*t!" So you can guess what he landed on.
2006-07-16 07:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by rickybrit053 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3) I will get dressed before noon.
4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.
5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.
6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.
7) I will read a book...if I still remember how.
8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.
9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.
12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the Web will always be there tomorrow!
2006-07-16 12:00:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy is having a drink
in a bar.
A lot of drinks.
A very dark bar.
He leans over to the big woman
next to him and says,
"Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"
The big woman replies,
"Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Sure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.
The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" and 220 lbs;
she's an ex-pro wrestler.
Next to her is a blonde
who's 6' 5",weighs 250 lbs.,
and she's a kick boxer professional.
Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The guy blinks, swallows, and thinks about it for a second
then says;
"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."!
2006-07-16 17:25:24 · answer #3 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know, but just between you and me, i think the waffles are trying to take over. theyve already taken parts of asia minor and half of africa. there is no mercy in their movements. watch yourself and pray that we are not next
2006-07-16 07:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by waffleman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the egg say to the boiling water?
------It may take long for me to get hard. I just got laid last night.
2006-07-16 07:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by puffy dragon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give your avitar a mirror!! She's pretty funny.
2006-07-16 07:07:10 · answer #6 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this yo mamma joke is not directed towards "your mamma" yo mommma so stupid she put her phone up her booty and said it was a booty call
2006-07-16 07:05:55 · answer #7 · answered by 1HTOWNGURL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the mouse say to the elephant?
"Suffer baby!!!!!!"
2006-07-16 07:13:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋