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it only takes one nail to hang a portrait of jesus. hahaha

2006-07-16 06:08:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Take a joke, Max.

2006-07-16 12:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by Bright Eyes 4 · 1 1

In history there have been 14 versions of the person commonly known as Jesus. Among them are Buddha, Shiva, Allah, and Mohammad. All suffered the same type of fate, all are offspring of a virgin mother, and all were considered prophets of their time. They are all creations of man to create order and stability in a time where people of power were oppressive and cruel. All religion of today is based on the ancient worship of the Sun God, Ra. Hence we use the word Amen as in ah mund, or in praise of. Humanity will never grow as long as we continue to allow Organized religion to be in control of our societies.

2006-07-16 06:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by Tom H 4 · 0 0

you're taking a image and you paint a portrait. do no longer understand precisely the thank you to tie that for the period of with the Gospels different than that each author had a sprint distinctive attitude on the works of Christ and probably each chosen to emphasise a distinctive factor of His ministry.

2016-10-07 23:47:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

one is an image of the other

2006-07-16 06:12:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

because everybody wants jesus to look like their race or nationality, there is a black jesus, a Hispanic jesus, a arabic jesus, a white jesus the only one i haven't seen is a asian jesus but i bet there is one

2006-07-16 06:15:49 · answer #5 · answered by SLICK77 3 · 0 0

u mean jesus or God? ... i thnk theres no difference to jesus and His portrait coz alot of people saw him before and made a portrait of Him.. but if its God well i think nobody knows coz nobody sees how God looks like....yet.

2006-07-16 06:13:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm not Christian but that is really rude and not the least bit funny.
Just because you're not a Christian it doesn't give you the right to insult other people's beliefs!

Shame on you!

2006-07-16 06:21:40 · answer #7 · answered by Chatty 5 · 0 0

That joke got you a seat on the rocketship to hell.

2006-07-16 06:13:23 · answer #8 · answered by sheeny 6 · 0 0

Im not christian but why are you so against jesus

2006-07-16 06:12:19 · answer #9 · answered by mutantduke 2 · 0 0

whats the difference between jews and a pizza?...pizzas dont scream when you put them in the oven.lol.

2006-07-16 08:33:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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