say something random?

Question

im bored and tired and need a laugh. will someone say something totally random to make me smile? thanks,one that makes me laugh the hardest will win best answer!

Answer 1

This is really funny!!
You just do what it says and then figure out what you are!!!
I got this from myspace



Body: ok pick the one that apply to you. You will then write the whole sentence in the subject line and re-post this bulletin.

the month that u was born in**

January//i spanked
Febuary//i danced with
March//i sang to
April//i am in love with
May//i ate
June//i vaccumed
July//i banged
August//i danced with
September//i cried with
October//i smoke with
November//i cried for
December//i ran with

**Pick the day (number) you were born on**

1//a football player
2//a monkey
3//a vacuum
4//a cd
5//chuck norris
6//MY TRUE LOVE
7//a spoon
8//my dog
9//my best friends girlfriend
10//my neighbor
11//an ipod
12//a banana
13//a llama
14//a ninja turtle
15//a goat
16//asians
17//my uncle
18//a fork
19//myself
20//some old guy
21//a mexican
22//a fireman
23//a noodle
24//a ninja
25//a baseball bat
26//a pickle
27//a gangster
28//sasquatch
29//A homeless guy
30//YOUR brother
31//A Ruler

**Pick the color of shirt you are wearing**

White//Because i keep it gangsta
Black//Because I was drunk.
Pink//Because i said i could
Red//Because the voices told me to.
Blue//Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green//Becuz they took my taco
Purple//Because Im cool like that.
Gray//Because thats how i roll.
Yellow//Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange//Because i hate my family.
Other//Becuz i wuz high
maroon//Becuz im sprung
teal//cuz it was illegal
Brown//Because I wanted him
none//Because emo's suck
beige//cuz I am in love with Kevin.

Answer 2

You're a beanie baby
62 53 96 44 22
68 54 99 91 98
14 49 76 66 9
94 91 83 47 12
46 14 38 60 91
58 92 40 88 63
29 94 27 5 69
39 100 6 75 58
66 81 59 49 63
28 52 2 3 67
15 2 62 64 87
29 36 29 12 80
2 1 68 80 24
5 20 83 65 5
20 90 95 87 51
5 3 18 21 67
50 83 13 28 26
62 16 77 42 79
4 3 52 48 74
36 60 97 34 76

Answer 3

once upon a time in a galaxy far far away...
Luke I am yo father!
O no you aint!
Can we do this at a different time. I'm having a intense moment with my pizza, man! It aint cool to interrupt! Now get outta my apartment!
We aint in yo apartment we in outerspace!
Why u talk like that?
BECAUSE I AM CHINESE!!!
My father isn't chinese!
I aint yo father lil dude, I am O B WAN!
U R??? LYKE THATS SO KOOL, MAN!
Dude.. I just choked on my pizza... ouch... ouch...
Gimme summa dat pizza
NEVER. (takes out light saber) RAWR!
(swing clash swing swing)
Man, I am SO outta here. Gotta go shopping FYI...
L8er

Answer 4

Hi! I'm Chuckie. Wanna play?

Answer 5

I RAN down the street into a wall, boy am I DUMB!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 6

29 days in a mushroom...

and 3 more in a printer!

Answer 7

as quickly as upon a time, i think it replace right into a tuesday as quickly as I caught your eye lalalaa i could walk with the aid of hell for youu .. howdy have you ever heard of Julia Nunes?? She's remarkable (she sings walk with the aid of Hell and performs ukulele!) circulate to youtube her username is jaaaaaaa.

Answer 8

lok at the flower-look at the fly--look at ground--spotleess--look at yur breast -up and down--listen the music-dhoom dhoom damma damma---see my skin---gettinh up-- seethe sky --boat are flying---put the hand and see the mouain --moutain are highy---as hogh as yu ----count the clock --clock singing cat song---------he or she--what are yu---when yu taken--in yur mouth--banna or food--drink or cooca---see the surface surface is wet--seethe doll doll is danining

Answer 9

squirrel making pancakes. make goood pancakes. NO! STOP! STOP IT! I DON"T WANT SYRUP!!! no syrup for me...

chipmunk making waffles. make goood waffles. whipped cream please. Ya, yup, that's it, a little more... oh shoot. I just noticed there's an odd number of holes. I can't eat this.

ferret making cinnamon rolls. make goood cinnamon rolls...

Answer 10

Peanut Butter!!!!!!!!!!
Christine