A sultan is jaded of jugglers and clowns, so he
warns his servant, "bore me tonight, and it's
off with your head." The man is terrified, but
he vows he will not fail.
Day turns to night, and it's time for the show.
"Well, what have you got for me," the sultan
booms.
"Tonight, sire," squeaks the servant, "we have
a man who will make love to a dozen women before
your eyes." "Now you're talking," says the king,
bring him on!"
Twelve women walk from behind the curtain, and
lay end to end on the carpeted floor. A young,
muscular man appears and begins to have sex
with the first woman. In moments, she screams
with pleasure and he moves on to the next. He
proceeds from woman to woman, slowing down and
visibly straining, until he collapses helplessly
after ravaging only six.
"You idiot!", screams the sultan to the horrified
servant, "why, I've done better myself! I warned
you! Take him to the block and cut off his
worthless head!"
"Wait, your majesty," begs the servant, "I don't
know what went wrong, he was great in rehearsal!"
2006-07-16 05:18:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL I heard it as 'great at his audition' 6 of 1 1/2 dozen of the other! Still a good un!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-16 05:29:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2006-07-16 12:21:13 · answer #2 · answered by boxing_fan_4_wlad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
you know i had a hard time laughing at this joke... cuz i couldnt get over the dirty show in my head. I HATE when that happens
but the joke was good!
2006-07-16 15:10:00 · answer #3 · answered by tybardy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Save them both ! Quick ! cut off their heads before the six leftover ladies get a hold of them.....
2006-07-16 15:51:50 · answer #4 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm good N perfect - run the show
2006-07-16 14:57:04 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You make me laugh again old friend!
8/10
--- LiN
2006-07-16 16:24:18 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a goodie! (a favorite expression I use for funny jokes)
2006-07-16 17:52:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 points to you for making me laugh....
2006-07-16 12:22:43 · answer #8 · answered by ong jon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-16 13:55:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
waaaaaahahahahahaha! nice one
2006-07-16 12:22:21 · answer #10 · answered by Evil Neil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋