Top ten things parents do to annoy their kids?

Answer 1

1) exist
2) tell them you love them in front of thier friends
3) Ask them if they need to tinkle before we go bye bye (did I mention mine are 18 and 15)
4)accompany them to school in pajamas and beauty mudd.
5) tell them no boy is good enough and they should just date girls, in front of their boyfriend
6) hang up on their boyfriend.
7) Bring drooling sick auntie to their school.
8) asking them questions repeatedly when you already know the answer or asking why
9) going up to the door and meeting the parents at the party to be sure they are there.
10) Use their hip jive super cool lingo in front of their friends. Example Nik in the hizzzouzze. She be pimpin the shizznit up in here. Be sure to use your best Ben Stiller voice, the visine gets the red out guy.
Hee hee Hope I helped.
Blessings

I forgot to mention that Nik's constipation is all better... now she has to poopy too much...

Answer 2

I can tell you the top ten things my own mother did (actually, it was a lot more than ten but Yahoo! would run out of ink). Here they are in no particular order...

1. "I can't play Barbies with you honey, Tommy Hunter is on TV."
2. "I can't read with you, Tommy Hunter is on TV."
3. "No you can't watch TV, I'm watching Tommy Hunter."
4. "Go outside and don't come back until supper time. I have a headache."
5. "You're going to your grandparents' house for the summer. See you in two months. And don't call, I need some alone time."
6. "Your grandparents are on vacation so I'm sending you away to summer camp. And I can't make it on Parents Day."
7. "No you can't have a friend over. Don't ask me that again."
8. "I said don't ever ask me again. I can't deal with you, you're out of control. I called Children's Aid and you have to go away for a few months again."
9. ''It's not real beer, it just looks like a beer can. Go get me some cigarettes from the store."
10. "I should've had an abortion."

Answer 3

My kids hate it when we show affection to each other in front of them. Another is asking if a certain kid is their boy/girlfriend. Messing up the words to their favorite songs is fun too.

Answer 4

tell me I'm not a good parent
make me feel like a 3 year old
dangle their inheritance as if its a carrot
undermine my authority with my kids
***** to me about my other siblings
***** to me about the other spouse
criticize my cooking
Criticize my cleaning
tell me how to run my life
never offer help
go on cruises and brings me back - soap from the boat

Answer 5

10 embarress them out in public
9 pick out their own clothes for them
8 not let them buy miniskirts, spaghetti straps, etc.
7 curfew
6 computer time
5 their allowance money
4 no having boys at a party
3 not allowing them to go to boy-girl partys
2 most of their rules
1 not letting them date(usually) 'till their 13 or even 16

Answer 6

Talking about me right in front of me like I'm not there."see how she always does this?""shes been like this since she was tis high"...I'm almost 20 and I still hate that!

Answer 7

Talking about personal subjects in front of their friends e.g. "Yeah, Denny finally got over his diarrhea yesterday, it was pretty bad"

Answer 8

=))) nice, i like it.
stay at home
ask to do household
don`t give money
don`t like boy or girlfriend
don`t let outside
tell the time the teen should b at home
etc, etc. etc

Answer 9

Dance
wipe faces with spit hanky
exist
count

Answer 10

check my room when i was a kid
check my bag to see whether i have any failed test paper