Here's another good un; Texas Circumsision in New York?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the day;

I'm NOT old; I just have more freaking yesterdays than y'all do!

A Texan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a baby boy weighing 15 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 15 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks. Like I said, "My boy's a typical Texas baby boy." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard. One woman actually faints due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar.

The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 15 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you. So... How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "11 pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He weighed 15 pounds the day he was born!"

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised" Hey hey hey

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Answer 1

Love it !

Answer 2

I heard about the Texan whose horse threw him and he landed astride a barbed-wire fence. He had courage, I'll tell you. He just remounted and kept riding. Of course, he had to let the stirrups out a little....

Answer 3

Haha

Answer 4

ha ha 10 * yeah no Adds but lots of tattoos LOL

Answer 5

lol! i love ur jokes!

Answer 6

ummm... riiiight

Answer 7

great 'un dude!!! ':D