Willys cynical thought for the day;
When is a pixie not a pixie? When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin!'
$500 A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet, and in the time it takes for you to pick it up, I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said, "When he drops the $500 on the ground, I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said... "That bastard had $500 in quarters!" Bwaahahahaha
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2006-07-16 01:03:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 7/15/06 $500! The best jokes no adds!
2006-07-16 01:04:06 · update #1
nnyyahahahahahaaa :D
2006-07-16 01:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 17⤊ 5⤋
well thank you I really needed a laugh today. I wish I had another good joke to pass on.
2006-07-16 08:09:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh yeah i heard the quarter one lol except i heard $1,000 hehehehe oh and boys here go shopping with girls for tight pants ugh! GIRLS pants sissies lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-16 09:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello. - Lol..
Have a nice day. :)
2006-07-16 08:18:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-07-16 08:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by Rida 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... That' a good one ... I like this kind of humor ...
please: M O R E ! ! ! ! !
2006-07-16 08:37:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha.....................
2006-07-16 09:20:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋