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A magician did a trick in which he placed his head on a table and told a man to hit him in the temple as hard as he could with a board. Wam! The man hit the magician in the temple. 6 months later the magician wakes up from a coma in the hospital and says TADA!!

2006-07-16 00:39:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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ur cute but that joke is not!! vote me best answer!!!! CUTIE!!!!!!

2006-07-16 13:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Magicians seem to be targets for joke today.


The Magician and The Parrot

A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem:
The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or, "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything.
It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.

The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... with the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day... and then 2 days .. and then 3 days .

Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said ..... "OK, I give up. Where's the f__kin' ship?"

2006-07-16 19:16:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

SO when he said "TADA" where was the man who hit him?
If he was there he surely must have been surprised.

Was any action taken in the court of Law against the man who hit the poor magician?

2006-07-16 09:06:48 · answer #3 · answered by Trust_in_myself 2 · 0 0

I've always wanted to be a professional magician. When I was young, I used to practice 'sawing a lady in half' I practiced with my half-sisters.




(Laugh, or I'll tell it again!)






Actually, that reminds me of the Three Stooges:

Moe: Curly, you hold the hammer. Larry, you hold the chisel. And when I nod my head, you hit it as hard as you can!





Such a headache....

2006-07-16 09:11:36 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 0

i'm gonna steal your joke and add blond magician...ha,ha
thanx

2006-07-16 07:59:22 · answer #5 · answered by duhman 3 · 0 0

Hehe! Quite funny :)

2006-07-16 07:45:55 · answer #6 · answered by maya2001sg 3 · 0 0

A joke is a joke, a leech on D balls is no joke.

2006-07-16 08:09:24 · answer #7 · answered by omra237 3 · 0 0

lol trick gone wrong eh? that was funny!

2006-07-16 07:55:55 · answer #8 · answered by curious_boricua_soul 5 · 0 0

ha ha. It's kinda cute

2006-07-16 07:43:13 · answer #9 · answered by smoothsophie 3 · 0 0

hmm.. what to say? yeah 'Chuckle' will be ok

2006-07-16 08:04:04 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

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