2006-07-16 00:35:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
well if they dont want to eat my smurff collection,i would feed them,but first put sleeping pills n the hambuger meat,then win they passed out i would put them in cages,and then go onn ebay n sell to highest bidder,b a millionaire n no time,ha ha
2006-07-16 00:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by kathy r 2 · 16⤊ 8⤋
Send someone for more burgers. They've been in that garden for a long time, I'll bet they are real hungry.
2006-07-16 00:38:55 · answer #2 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lure them into a false sense of security by offering them a burger, when they get nearer, grab them and throw them on the bbq, cook their little bodies to a crisp, and serve them to your friends as an appetiser! gnome-licous!
2006-07-16 00:51:27 · answer #3 · answered by Bingo Bango 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I would demand that they be polite, and not bother the invited guests....if they said okay, I would cook them up the burgers, and hope they had a good time.......
2006-07-16 00:39:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the gnome office & get them deported back to whence they came !
2006-07-16 01:56:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find the phone number for Gerry Springer, cause you really need to go on his show, he handles all the twisted sicko, weirdo's drugged fu*cked idiots, give him a call, he will love you.
2006-07-16 00:53:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gnomes are vegetarian. They are just trying to control you. Just ignore them completely. They are used to being ignored.
2006-07-16 00:38:29 · answer #7 · answered by al_dickey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut the burgers into small pieces for them
2006-07-16 00:37:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get the hammer out and play thon, and smash them. lol
Call that gay guy from Big Brother to collect them and give them a home, lol
Maybe they are mad that there paint is being removed.
2006-07-16 00:38:55 · answer #9 · answered by houtexknights330 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed them. Gnomes are known to be aggressive so you don't wanna p*** them off.Oh, and they are really rowdy when they're drunk so I suggest you limit their alcohol intake.
2006-07-16 01:04:42 · answer #10 · answered by leslie k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
offer them the burgers,,,and a cold brew too
2006-07-16 00:39:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋