(sorry if u heard this one before!) lol ;)
Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on
Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself!!!
2006-07-16 00:04:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha - oops my naughty mind
2006-07-16 01:02:34 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Oldie and realie phunnie.
10/10
2006-07-17 07:04:00 · answer #2 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed... and then I read Ashley's answer. And then I lost my nuts laughing! Cuz that's what I did!! I do think this one is cute, I do.
2006-07-17 01:09:43 · answer #3 · answered by Antny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, had me wondering but made me laugh. LOL
2006-07-16 08:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by Froggy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that was silly, but those kinds of jokes are pretty common.
2006-07-16 08:50:56 · answer #5 · answered by obssdgb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You funny love it
2006-07-16 07:20:36 · answer #6 · answered by chieriog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had to read the last part first. i have no self control
2006-07-16 07:08:33 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one. have you heard the dentist one?
2006-07-16 07:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-07-16 07:09:17 · answer #9 · answered by Direktor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't make me laugh it made me smile though
;-)
2006-07-16 10:35:06 · answer #10 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
Bad girl!!!
2006-07-16 08:37:59 · answer #11 · answered by Scoob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋