He chews on his feet. Barks at strangers. Makes up theories about WW2. He sais I look like matt Damon. He bites my mom when she feeds him apple sauce. Thinks Jesus is the president. Stares at asparagus for 3 hours on Tuesdays. He's 11. When I take the remote from him he chases me around with a meat cleaver and calls me Bob.
2006-07-15 23:45:12 · 20 answers · asked by RooRoo 2 in Health ➔ Mental Health
I WAS KIDDING PEOPLE!!!!
2006-07-15 23:52:05 · update #1
IT WAS JUST SOMETHING FUNNY I WANTED TO WRITE. HAHAHA!
GET IT?
2006-07-15 23:52:32 · update #2
I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING!!!!!!!
2006-07-15 23:57:36 · update #3
Round out this question with some crossdressing dwarves in a love triangle who all claim the same child and are satan worshippers, then call Jerry Springer.
2006-07-16 02:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He is young at 11. BUT I WOULD SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP IMMEDIATELY!!!!
I have no doubt he will hurt someone or himself. Running with a meat cleaver was the clincher! THAT IS NOT NORMAL! None of that behavior is normal, or not even close to normal.
Sorry about the caps but this person, even 11-years is a REAL danger and should be helped ASAP!
2006-07-15 23:54:23 · answer #2 · answered by space_man_stitch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a flair for the absurd. Or to put it mildly, it seems to be your cup of fur. I would urge you to read a little of Italo Calvino and see if you have met a kindred spirit.
Keep writing (perhaps not questions of this sort) answers to questions that Fundamentalists of all sorts "ask" on this board. I think you will confuse them and delight the rest of us.
Almost kidding. And may you be touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodley Appendages...soon.
2006-07-16 00:54:10 · answer #3 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is perfectly normal behaviour in America these days, especially in the White House.
2006-07-15 23:49:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Bob he is a bit strung to tight ,,, but insane no.... just every day crazy.. your mentally ill for hanging with him
2006-07-15 23:54:34 · answer #5 · answered by stillhappy89 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is you, right? Yes you have a severe problem. Get help ASAP. Good luck.
2006-07-16 01:43:08 · answer #6 · answered by Kali K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you don't know what you are doing no t the 11 year old
2006-07-16 00:25:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well from the first i thought ur looking in the mirror.and talking about ur problems to the mirror.
oh its okay ,u can become well, but it takes time
:))
2006-07-16 04:47:55 · answer #8 · answered by ___ãÃâãhà 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you kidding people?
2006-07-16 02:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by JAMES 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Attension seeker more like it
2006-07-15 23:47:37 · answer #10 · answered by hedroxity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋