No God Needed?
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that humans had
come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to
go and tell God so.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no
longer need you; We're to the point that we can clone people and do many
miraculous things, so why don't You just go on and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man.
After the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about
this? Let's say we have a man-making contest."
To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"
"But," God added, "we're going to do this just like I did back in the old
days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a
handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt."
2006-07-15 23:33:54 · 6 answers · asked by Mr. Peachy® 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent, I love it!
2006-07-16 02:03:29 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 4⤊ 4⤋
thats a good one, but seriously, you know what a pun is?
thanks for the points
2006-07-16 06:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is God. Beleive Him or perish
2006-07-16 09:53:30 · answer #3 · answered by Segun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont' see a pun?
or the word play please explain the pun part?
2006-07-16 06:39:23 · answer #4 · answered by nefariousx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
das good...i like it.
2006-07-16 06:43:09 · answer #5 · answered by Joga Bonito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha..ha..ha..good joke.
2006-07-16 06:41:08 · answer #6 · answered by griffinswinsky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋