I had a dream I was eating a huge marshmallow, and the I woke up and my pillow was hanging out of my mouth.
2006-07-15 23:00:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that's awesome! :D man, if that happened to me... I'd wake up with feathers in my mouth... >_< LOL hope you got all the bits and pieces out of your mouth, if you'd torn your pillow :D
2006-07-15 23:05:51 · answer #1 · answered by High On Life 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA
now listen to mine
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a
State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to
himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on
his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in
the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't
understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the
problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know
that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other
drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed
limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit
proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains
to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit
embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out
her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this
car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a
single peep this whole time." the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
A blonde walks into an electronics store and says, "I'd like to buy that
tv please." The salesperson replies, "I'm sorry. We don't sell to
blondes here."
The blonde goes home and dyes her hair brown, and a few days later
returns to the store, again asking to buy the tv. "I told you, we don't
sell to blondes, miss. Please go home!" the salesperson tells her.
The blonde goes home, shaves her head and puts on a baseball cap.
In a few days she asks once again to buy the tv. "We just don't sell to
blondes here! Please, give up! Go home!" the salesperson exclaims. "I
dyed my hair, you still knew I was blonde. I shaved my head and wore a
hat, you still knew I was blonde! How do you know?" she cries,
exasperated. The salesperson points to the item she wants. "Well, first
of all, that's a microwave..."
2006-07-16 06:37:45 · answer #2 · answered by ●•he•● 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's nothing; when I dreamed I was eating a huge marshmallow, MY pillow disappeared entirely!
2006-07-16 08:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA hey remove those cotton is still hanging out from your mouth remove it now
2006-07-16 06:22:48 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for make me funny- I was off mood
2006-07-16 06:07:31 · answer #5 · answered by Rim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha kool joke dude!
2006-07-16 07:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha nice &cute one . i m still laughing ha hahahahahaaaa
2006-07-16 09:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by tanya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good thing you don't have a cat !
2006-07-16 06:15:24 · answer #8 · answered by underhillprop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you peepee in your bed?
haha
2006-07-16 06:07:39 · answer #9 · answered by jessiewalkernan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Thanks for the smile.
2006-07-16 06:08:11 · answer #10 · answered by yacheckoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋