cause i want to know what the jokes mean...after i know who helen keller is.
2006-07-15 22:34:14 · 12 answers · asked by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How did helen Keller burn her ear?
*ring!*
Answering the iron.
How does Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, and one hand on the road.
How to you confuse Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What's the definition of 'endless love'?
Ray Charles and Helen Keller playing tennis.
2006-07-15 22:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a woman
How do you piss off Helen Keller?
Move the furniture and put writing on the oven.
How do you piss off Helen Keller even more?
Tell her to read a basketball.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
you would too if your name was gibberish.
If Helen Keller had a physic ability, what would she call it?
Her second sense.
seriously though, i respect the woman
2006-07-15 23:27:10 · answer #2 · answered by fzaa3's lover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, you do no longer understand that Helen Keller went to Heaven or Hell. She became into waiting to chat utilizing hand-sign language yet we don't understand what her ideals and convictions have been. that's erroneous to think of the two place except you have beneficial, first-hand understanding of her ideals and strikes. If she left a legacy and an affidavit that blanketed professing saving faith in Jesus Christ, then i might say she is in Heaven. If no longer, then i'm in no place to appreciate what her ideals have been. 2d, you have the (presumed) skills to make certain and pay attention, some thing Ms Keller did no longer have. you could study the Bible, you will pay attention the preaching, so which you haven't any longer have been given any excuse to no longer settle for Christ as Savior. What looks "honest" to a human ought to no longer be Scriptural - it is the Scripture, the notice of God, that counts while it includes picking between Heaven and Hell. do no longer attempt to evaluate your self to all people else - that's the way you agree for or reject Jesus as Savior that counts.
2016-10-07 23:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by mauzon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Helen Keller was a blind woman who helped develop the Braille system of using raised dots to read with. Something wierd-my bank ATM has Braille underneath the buttons at the drive-thru. I don't know about you but I don't think a blind person should be driving!
2006-07-15 22:38:29 · answer #4 · answered by curtis8472 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
& Don't be mean..!
Helen Adams Keller (June 27, 1880 – June 1, 1968) was a deafblind American author, activist and lecturer.
2006-07-15 22:37:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
helen keller was a blind and deaf woman who learned to speak. she also learned to understand other people by feeling them write in her hand
2006-07-15 22:37:27 · answer #6 · answered by pittycolors 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did hellen keller go crazy , because she was reading a stucko wall
2006-07-15 22:53:03 · answer #7 · answered by jason1978 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman who played a mean pinball.
2006-07-15 22:40:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was a Blind Deaf mute
2006-07-15 22:36:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she was a deaf/blind lady who learned how to write and talk and wrote magnificent poems and stories.
2006-07-15 23:57:07 · answer #10 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋