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2006-07-15 22:14:15 · 20 answers · asked by ~*chi_cchick*~ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To get to the cocka-doodle doo! LOL
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2006-07-19 04:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by Starreply 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
2006-07-16 06:29:04 · answer #2 · answered by fzaa3's lover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why? Can't chickens cross the street? They have a life too, u know.
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2006-07-16 05:25:52 · answer #3 · answered by ginandvodka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so that the whole world could spend half their lives coming up with stupid answers as to why that dumb chicken crossed the frigging road
2006-07-16 05:42:14 · answer #4 · answered by Bluepolka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since the chicken was tired and sick of its country life ...with fatal impotency..no eggs..no offsprings...no cocks around...so thought of commiting sucide.......unlucky chick..cauz the pedestrians light had turned green, so the chick.. crossed the road...and hereafter the sad story continues..........ha ha ha ......
2006-07-16 05:30:55 · answer #5 · answered by AD^ONIS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they wanted to go to the other side of the road
2006-07-16 05:17:17 · answer #6 · answered by ♀guardian of angels♀ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you were on the other side with a handfull of chicken feed, saying, "Heeere chi chick!
2006-07-16 05:29:23 · answer #7 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually see, someone was playing a version of dope wars, and ran out of rubber chickens for their rubber chicken launcher, so they grabbed the live one and loaded it up. fortunately it landed safely and lived happily ever after.
2006-07-16 05:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from the Colonel.
2006-07-16 05:18:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because if it crossed the boarder, it knew it would get killed.
2006-07-16 05:30:56 · answer #10 · answered by Joga Bonito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋