old man, small children
2006-07-15 22:10:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
Sorry cant say i do. Last year i caught him sniffing my nans knickers
2006-07-15 22:14:10 · answer #1 · answered by Sara 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Santa takes on the attributes we associate to him based on our own experiences. To me, he is not real and hasn't been real since I was like 3. To some of the other people answering this question he's a great guy who leaves presents. To you he's on the same level as priests and Michael Jackson, a little concerning, but ultimately... he's not real.
2006-07-16 08:09:31 · answer #2 · answered by veritas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's been breaking into my house once a year for the last 33 years and he's only ever left stuff lad
just a minute... are you tryig to call Santa a kiddie fiddler lad? How dare you.
2006-07-15 22:12:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, and here's why:
1) He is in a red suite, how do we know that this is not it's color but it's blood.
2) How do we know that it isn't guns that he has in his sac, or worst bodies.
3) He covers his face so he's not my idea of a safe dude.
2006-07-15 22:25:04 · answer #4 · answered by doulz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would you trust a man in a red suit with his face hidden by a white beard carrying a sack of toys for kiddies ???
2006-07-15 22:18:21 · answer #5 · answered by donnyloz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every single year he steals the mince pies and carrots I happen to leave lying near the bottom of the chimney.. I don't know... Could be you're on to something.
2006-07-15 22:14:34 · answer #6 · answered by Quackles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A splendid man, of course I trust him - he gave me sooo many nice prezzies!
2006-07-15 22:17:00 · answer #7 · answered by childlikeempress 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the santas my kids see keep their hands visable at all times. It's not like you are leaving the kids alone with the guy!
2006-07-15 23:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I trust him,he has been good to me.
2006-07-15 22:13:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you giving ideas to Michael Jackson?
2006-07-15 22:14:45 · answer #10 · answered by marchcalf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you not trust a fictional character.
2006-07-16 02:01:19 · answer #11 · answered by Jim C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋