you can make your own story!!!!
2006-07-15 21:35:13 · 20 answers · asked by Liberty 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not even once upon a time, did anyone live happily ever after.
2006-07-15 21:38:17 · answer #1 · answered by Happy 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Once upon a time, people who wrote fairy tales declared that all fairy tales should begin with "Once upon a time" and end with "And they all lived happily everafter. The End." And lots of kids who read these stories got really bored and decided to stir things up and thats why the roaring 20's happened, World War II in the 40's, the 60's (which describe themselves) and the 90's. The reason it jumps from a 20 year period to a 30 year period is that the 60's were a little too much and we neded more time to recover. See, about every 10 years, the people at that time decide that 10 years ago it started all wrong. Anyway:
The American Dream
Once upon a time, a land was discovered on the wrong side of the Earth, and named incorrectly. The people who discovered this actually hadn't discovered it, as there were already people living there, but that has never seemed to matter. These new people shipped over some ex-criminals and people who had no life where they were currently living, along with a couple explorers and 'leaders.' Over the next couple hundred years, these people would end up killing the people that had got them there in the first place, killing the people that lived there before them (and indeed helped them survive), and killing lots of other people, some of which hadn't anything to do with these people in the first place. Also, inbetween killing the people who already lived there and killing people far away, they managed to kill a good many of themselves. Anyway, the people of this land would end up living hapily ever after. Except for the people of this land who didnt. Unfortunately, the end isnt here yet. Hopefully, it will be some day soon.
2006-07-16 05:02:29 · answer #2 · answered by Joga Bonito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See I've known a lot of fairies in my time and the longest tail I ever saw on one of the suckers was 2 feet long. That was pretty good since they are only 3 inches tall. Normally their tails are about the same length as they are tall so three inches. The shortest one I ever saw was microscopic. At the time we didn't have a way of measuring anything that small. Oh yeah and there was that one fairy born without a tail, so technically I guess that one wins!!
2006-07-16 05:57:29 · answer #3 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My shortest fairy tale starts :
"Once upon a time there was an honest politician ...."
Puff. End of the story !!!
2006-07-16 07:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time in the land of Nosex, the people lived sadly ever after.
2006-07-16 05:08:51 · answer #5 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time they lived happily ever after. The End.
2006-07-16 04:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by mac_guy_ver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said "no" and the guy lived happily ever after and he fished, hunted, drank a lot of beer and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
How's that?
2006-07-16 04:41:15 · answer #7 · answered by Scottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a short fairy tale
2006-07-16 05:02:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's like this: once upon a time, a man made love to a girl. the girl got pregnant, and the guy asked. 'will you marry me?'. the girl answered no, and the boy lived happily ever after.
2006-07-16 12:46:52 · answer #9 · answered by DJ Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon atime there lived a king and a queen.They both died and everybody lived happily ever after
2006-07-16 04:44:28 · answer #10 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time i answered a question for 2 points. the end.
2006-07-16 04:38:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋