A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance into
Heaven?"
The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter
to a homeless person on the street."
Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the records, and after
a moment Gabriel affirmed that it was true.
Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite
enough to get you into Heaven."
The Lawyer said, "Wait, wait! There's more! Three years ago, I also
gave a homeless person a quarter."
Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who, after a moment, nodded back to
affirm that it was true.
Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we
do with this fellow?"
Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,
"Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."
2006-07-15 20:38:53 · 11 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..make sure the brakes are working...lolz ^^ *iam!!
2006-07-15 20:52:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10.
But your joke title is wrong. Let me make something for it:
--- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- ---
One joke to find them all
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.
"That's right! You may enter."
St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
2006-07-16 04:11:17 · answer #2 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense ... but I liked the joke from LiN (the 5th answerer to your question) better. It was presented very well.
2006-07-16 05:36:07 · answer #3 · answered by G. Rex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA poor lawyers - all these guys are against them
2006-07-16 03:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny man very funny.
keep posting such jokes man.
2006-07-16 05:06:35 · answer #5 · answered by ankudi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol priceless lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-16 10:58:29 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2006-07-16 03:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha funny
2006-07-16 04:21:04 · answer #8 · answered by kate 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah damn that was funny i might die from laughing hahah
2006-07-16 18:56:08 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there you go.......................
2006-07-16 03:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by Mummabear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋