2006-07-15 20:35:00 · 25 answers · asked by david waterstreet 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Farting Dog
A man went to pick up his date but he was having some trouble with his flatulence system, in other words he couldn't stop farting.
So when he had to wait for the young woman to get ready for the date he sat on the couch, in the same room as her parents.
He let out just a little fart, just when the dog hopped onto the couch with him, and figured that the parents would think it was the dog.
Every time he farted the young girl's parents told the dog to get off the couch. The dog ignored the words of the parents.
He felt pretty safe, with the dog staying next to him, so the man kept going.
Finally he really let a big one rip.
The father looked at the dog and said, "Rover you had better get off the couch before that guy s-h-i-t-s on you!"
2006-07-15 20:37:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy was walking behind an old lady. Unfortunately, she was letting a small fart go every 5-6 meters. This made the guy so angry that he walked quickly to overtake the old lady, and cracked a huge, loud fart! Feeling better, he turned around to see the reaction of the old lady, who just said: "What a waste, I could have gotten all the way to the market place with that one."
2006-07-16 03:44:30 · answer #2 · answered by Eik 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the quiet boy sitting in the corner looking at everybody askin who farted. hes not saying anything because he did.
2006-07-16 04:12:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know Who had gas.
Definition of a fart: Crack deal gone bad.
2006-07-16 03:41:38 · answer #4 · answered by trobo_man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops i'm sorry i didn't know u would smell the rotten-egg fartness, that almost killed ME!!
2006-07-16 03:49:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ღ...∂αηg3яσυѕℓу ιη ℓσν3...ღ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U did coz u are the one to knew it first
2006-07-16 04:59:13 · answer #6 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hoof Hearted :)
2006-07-16 03:37:52 · answer #7 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
david water did
2006-07-16 09:39:53 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♥princess♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead and blame it on me, every one else does.
2006-07-16 03:40:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I was hoping it wouldn't smell.
2006-07-16 10:29:08 · answer #10 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋