There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down.. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
You impotent bastard, "She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
2006-07-15 20:28:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's pretty funny, but I just read the same joke on here a couple of hours ago.
2006-07-15 20:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by zaradulce02 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL -
Try this link below
2006-07-16 03:32:14 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, thats funny! wow. i am like so tellin somebody.
2006-07-16 03:36:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he had a hell of a neighbor
2006-07-16 03:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by CYNDIITA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amazing.
2006-07-16 03:30:04 · answer #5 · answered by david waterstreet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋