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Last night this really nice man told me I needed to " run quickly to the protecting arms of Jesus ". I was reading this and it freaked me out. I admit perhaps being partially impaired by some semi_party mode behavior but when I read it I felt this ominous feeling come over me and I wanted to run somewhere. I felt like the devil was going to get me or something. It was scary! Then tonight I thought, if the frigging devil shows up over here Ill sic my fricking dogs on him or something. I cant afford to be a superhero and get my butt kicked by the devil...my rep would be ruined! MAYBE IF I LOCKED MY DOORS ID KEEP THAT EVIL LITTLE FRIGGER AWAY. Besides, my gfs are here to. Ill just throw them between me and the devil if it gets hairy here. Any advice ? ( that guy freaked me out..Im serious...he was really nice though )....

2006-07-15 19:01:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

Its completly normal to smoke a joint or two... Now when it becomes like water, a daily necesity, why do you even bother asking these questions?

2006-07-15 19:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by monomat99 3 · 0 0

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2016-10-07 23:33:31 · answer #2 · answered by kinjorski 4 · 0 0

listen man. jesus gave us authority over the devil. When he dies on the cross, he paid the price for our sins. That means the devil has nothing to hold against us. So all you need to do is take authority over the devil (you can do it now, you don't have to wait for is to show up) and claim jesus' authority and tell it to leave and never come back. and it has to listen. read the story of a demon posessed man to see how the demons fear jesus (mark 5:1-20)

2006-07-15 19:11:10 · answer #3 · answered by Chris K 4 · 1 0

wow, you're really on an ego trip aren't you? Was this just an excuse to tell us about your dogs and your girlfriends?
I think the devil has other work to do in the middle east right now and wouldn't really be bothered with small fry like you.
PS- maybe you've already met him and didn't realise, he has many disguises!

2006-07-15 19:07:17 · answer #4 · answered by loobyloo 5 · 1 0

LOL um... the devil (or any demon) can't get you if you command him away from you in the name of Jesus. Or at least that's what my BF tells me when I'm getting paranoid about crap like that :o)

I think the guy online was just preaching to you, not trying to warn you of impending doom, btw :o)

2006-07-15 19:08:02 · answer #5 · answered by snpdrgon84 2 · 1 0

the nice man was the devil. your dogs can't bite him and your gfs can't distract him. your fate rests in his hands. the hand of god will guide you to safety, away from the nice man. your instincts made you freak out, you should take that to heart and run away

2006-07-15 19:07:53 · answer #6 · answered by Hi My Name is 2 · 0 1

My advice is to put the bong away for 24 hours.

2006-07-15 19:08:08 · answer #7 · answered by lenny 7 · 1 0

Lay off the coke.

2006-07-15 19:06:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You gotta quit smoking that stuff.

2006-07-15 19:05:04 · answer #9 · answered by cheeky chic 379 6 · 0 1

i want some of the drugs your on

2006-07-15 19:07:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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