2006-07-15 18:44:28 · 15 answers · asked by Talamascaa 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got nine inches
I got nine inches
Its not ma penis...
2006-07-15 19:03:36 · answer #1 · answered by tomahomei 1 · 16⤊ 13⤋
OK... In no particular order, they are...
1. I got an average of two and a half hours of sleep per weekday for two years, while I worked myself through college.
2. My birthday will be this saturday.
3. I've had sex with over 100 women. (good idea, crazymomma)
2006-07-16 02:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My great great great great uncle assassinated Abraham Lincoln.
I lied about my age when I was 15 to date a 23 year old.
I have had sex with over 100 men.
(The last one is the lie, whew!!!!)
2006-07-16 02:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by crazymomma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love lollipops and cotton candy
I love the beach
I love George Bush
2006-07-16 16:47:44 · answer #4 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My father is a first lieutenant in the army
My mother is a police officer
My sister is in the marines
2006-07-16 02:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can play the flute
I took summer courses for school
I got my license
check ya later â¥
2006-07-16 01:54:54 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm double jointed i have hair that goes to my feet and i love to watch movies
2006-07-16 02:39:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was born without hips
My middle name is Lynette
I love mexican food
2006-07-16 01:50:09 · answer #8 · answered by Hollyhocks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* I am Pd.
* A chain smoker
*Never posts naugty jokes in YA.
2006-07-16 02:14:47 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a female, I have children, and I hate chips
2006-07-16 02:36:57 · answer #10 · answered by reddogcudda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm 23
I'm a woman
I'm perfect with no flaws
2006-07-16 02:14:10 · answer #11 · answered by 7FAM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋