A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how
angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the
mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this
somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have
flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new
location.
2006-07-15 18:06:15 · 42 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my.. I'll die laughing.. keep the jokes coming Pd, make my day! ha ha ha
2006-07-16 02:24:32 · answer #1 · answered by katrina_ponti 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
6
2006-07-26 11:03:02 · answer #2 · answered by lhee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rest In Peace
2006-07-26 15:39:36 · answer #3 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where Is God?
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
2006-07-15 20:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2006-07-29 10:42:13 · answer #5 · answered by wereinlovemnc4ever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one got a hardy laugh. I'd give it a 10 out of 10
2006-07-21 12:55:34 · answer #6 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll tell you what? This is the second time I read this joke this morning. And both from YOU!
hahahahahahahaha
Rate: 9.3/10
2006-07-15 18:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dats cute
2006-07-29 15:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard a slightly different version of it. Funny!
2006-07-15 18:24:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is definitely a lol. I'd give it 8. Anyone who doesn't like it must be lacking in imagination.
2006-07-28 17:58:23 · answer #10 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol + 10 thx
2006-07-15 21:00:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋